i love turning off lights. no need for all that

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

i’m like hey what’s up hello

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

whats great about the internet is that you can just ignore people who are fucking stupid and not waste your time on them, i say, white knuckling the sink and staring into the mirror

yeah actually my dad has an xbox that plays every game for free (getting too confident in lie) Yeah and it's brown

if i order fries and they come out stacked this high im tongue kissing the chef