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Numbers don’t lie but people can sure as fuck pick and choose the numbers they give you and phrase things to make them sound like they mean things they don’t

learn fucking stats or at least how they can hurt

As a wise man once said: There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

what the fuck is this real

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

For anyone who needs this

I am leaving a mark on the world

I'm amused at the ones which finally took him out

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

This is genuinely one of my favourite videos on the fucking planet.

This is genuinely one of my favourite videos on the fucking planet.

Just calmly taking a walk across the rolling sea ...

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

do not 10k me stop that