I am Confusion!

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW

{You} seem to be a [feline], good for {you}.

An equid, actually...!

On occasion, I like to put a drawing of Holy Cure on a jumping bean, set it on a hot-ish surface and see what comes of it.

…that sounds…fun…?

You say that as though you have never tried it before...?

…cause I haven’t…is this a normal experience…?…am I missing out on something…?

No! You are merely one of the lucky 1,000!~ I, the great and humble psychic Confusion, would be more than happy to show you the results of such an endeavor! As a psychic, I can even project the events into your sweet mind!

On occasion, I like to put a drawing of Holy Cure on a jumping bean, set it on a hot-ish surface and see what comes of it.

…that sounds…fun…?

You say that as though you have never tried it before...?

On occasion, I like to put a drawing of Holy Cure on a jumping bean, set it on a hot-ish surface and see what comes of it.

That's fuckin' awesome

It is!

Don’t be mad at me! Be mad at people like this anon that be hating, I just want to be a hot girl and that includes looking like I’m starving. . . For some reason.

Wha!?! B-But why?! I spent so long getting this physique and now you’re telling me I have to backtrack!!?

Yes.

Get the fuck away from me, you don’t know what you’re talking about!

Except I do. Mayhaps it is the rudegirl who knows little of the words spewed from her throat...?

Oh quit your blubbering, just cause you have fancy twang doesn’t mean you’re right, not here at least.

No! Momma didn’t raise a wimp, or a lard-ass!

Just one of her clearly numerous mistakes. Now eat!

Watch your mouth ginger, you don’t know anything about my momma. And I’m not eating your swill.

Maybe I am! You don’t know my life, you don’t know anything about me!! Leave me alone!

And let you waste into nothingness? What would your grandmother say...?

That’s non of your fucking business! Why can’t you just leave, stop trying to insert yourself into my life!! My nana wouldn’t say anything, she’s in the ground, she can’t say anything with vermin crawling in her skin.

Why can you not just eat?!

Because I don’t want to!! It doesn’t make me feel good, it makes me feel worse than I already do. And you telling me to eat and leveraging my complicated relationship with my family isn’t going to make me feel any better about eating!!

Oh okay

Blegh...

Blehhhhhh...

CONNIEEEE!! CONNIEEEEE!! CONNIEE CONNIE CONNIEEEEEE!!! HUGGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGGGGGGG

i missed you..i missed you...i missed you...connie i couldnt do this without you...i couldnt live without you it was..it..gh.hg....connie...connieee......connieeeeeee.....

Oh, Holy Cure...dear, dear Holy Cure...fret not! For I have not abandoned you...! There, there...

...are you disappointed-?

Hehehehehe! Well, aren't you a delightful devil? 💛

Don’t be mad at me! Be mad at people like this anon that be hating, I just want to be a hot girl and that includes looking like I’m starving. . . For some reason.

Wha!?! B-But why?! I spent so long getting this physique and now you’re telling me I have to backtrack!!?

Yes.

Get the fuck away from me, you don’t know what you’re talking about!

Except I do. Mayhaps it is the rudegirl who knows little of the words spewed from her throat...?

Oh quit your blubbering, just cause you have fancy twang doesn’t mean you’re right, not here at least.

No! Momma didn’t raise a wimp, or a lard-ass!

Just one of her clearly numerous mistakes. Now eat!

Watch your mouth ginger, you don’t know anything about my momma. And I’m not eating your swill.

Maybe I am! You don’t know my life, you don’t know anything about me!! Leave me alone!

And let you waste into nothingness? What would your grandmother say...?

That’s non of your fucking business! Why can’t you just leave, stop trying to insert yourself into my life!! My nana wouldn’t say anything, she’s in the ground, she can’t say anything with vermin crawling in her skin.

Why can you not just eat?!

Blegh...

Blehhhhhh...

CONNIEEEE!! CONNIEEEEE!! CONNIEE CONNIE CONNIEEEEEE!!! HUGGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGGGGGGG

i missed you..i missed you...i missed you...connie i couldnt do this without you...i couldnt live without you it was..it..gh.hg....connie...connieee......connieeeeeee.....

Oh, Holy Cure...dear, dear Holy Cure...fret not! For I have not abandoned you...! There, there...

...are you disappointed-?

Blegh...

Blehhhhhh...

CONNIEEEE!! CONNIEEEEE!! CONNIEE CONNIE CONNIEEEEEE!!! HUGGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGGGGGGG

i missed you..i missed you...i missed you...connie i couldnt do this without you...i couldnt live without you it was..it..gh.hg....connie...connieee......connieeeeeee.....

Oh, Holy Cure...dear, dear Holy Cure...fret not! For I have not abandoned you...! There, there...

...are you disappointed-?

Don’t be mad at me! Be mad at people like this anon that be hating, I just want to be a hot girl and that includes looking like I’m starving. . . For some reason.

Wha!?! B-But why?! I spent so long getting this physique and now you’re telling me I have to backtrack!!?

Yes.

Get the fuck away from me, you don’t know what you’re talking about!

Except I do. Mayhaps it is the rudegirl who knows little of the words spewed from her throat...?

Oh quit your blubbering, just cause you have fancy twang doesn’t mean you’re right, not here at least.

No! Momma didn’t raise a wimp, or a lard-ass!

Just one of her clearly numerous mistakes. Now eat!

Watch your mouth ginger, you don’t know anything about my momma. And I’m not eating your swill.

Maybe I am! You don’t know my life, you don’t know anything about me!! Leave me alone!

And let you waste into nothingness? What would your grandmother say...?

Don’t be mad at me! Be mad at people like this anon that be hating, I just want to be a hot girl and that includes looking like I’m starving. . . For some reason.

Wha!?! B-But why?! I spent so long getting this physique and now you’re telling me I have to backtrack!!?

Yes.

Get the fuck away from me, you don’t know what you’re talking about!

Except I do. Mayhaps it is the rudegirl who knows little of the words spewed from her throat...?

Oh quit your blubbering, just cause you have fancy twang doesn’t mean you’re right, not here at least.

No! Momma didn’t raise a wimp, or a lard-ass!

Just one of her clearly numerous mistakes. Now eat!

Watch your mouth ginger, you don’t know anything about my momma. And I’m not eating your swill.

Blegh...

Blehhhhhh...

CONNIEEEE!! CONNIEEEEE!! CONNIEE CONNIE CONNIEEEEEE!!! HUGGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGGGGGGG

i missed you..i missed you...i missed you...connie i couldnt do this without you...i couldnt live without you it was..it..gh.hg....connie...connieee......connieeeeeee.....

Oh, Holy Cure...dear, dear Holy Cure...fret not! For I have not abandoned you...! There, there...

Blegh...

Blehhhhhh...

CONNIEEEE!! CONNIEEEEE!! CONNIEE CONNIE CONNIEEEEEE!!! HUGGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGGGGGGG

Blegh...

Blehhhhhh...