[ID: meme that show a library hallway, captioned; there are many benefits to using your public library. /End ID.]

on a scale of “dapper” to “fuckboy” how would you rate your taste in gnc womens fashion 

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

hot take: bury your gays isn't just "any time a queer character dies" and acting like it IS is unnecessarily stifling to queer creators who don't want to write happy, fluffy stories where everyone lives

thinking abt the time i said “all i want to do is be a little hater but i’m so bad at hating things” and this girl grabbed my face with both hands, looked deep into my eyes and said “i can teach you”

comrade danny

And this is why we love Danny DeVito

comrade danny

And this is why we love Danny DeVito