Finely Aged Whump

On the upside, I’ll probably be posting a few sets from a show I’ve been watching that has made me happy, so at least there’s that:,)

(I love you as well)

After years of wishing this existed, I am thrilled to finally present to you

*drum roll*

The ONLY definitive….

Laramie Injury List

Season 1:

E1 – Stage Stop

Slim – held at gunpoint, hit with rifle butt, punched repeatedly, knocked unconscious twice

Jess – held at gunpoint, punched

E2 – Glory Road

Jess – Worried, intimidated, beaten with brass knuckles

E3 – Circle of Fire

Slim – Punched and knocked to the ground

E4 – Fugitive Road

Jess – Falls off cliff, nearly drowns

Slim – Arm cut with knife, roughly bandaged

E5 – The Star Trail

E6 – The Lawbreakers

Jess – Forced to get drunk, pretend fight, held at gunpoint, tied up

E7 – The Iron Captain

Slim – Taken hostage, hand beaten with pistol butt, fist-fight

Jess – Taken hostage, beaten while tied up

E8 – General Delivery

Ed Calder – Stepped in cougar trap

E9 – The Run to Tucumvaca

Jess – Shot in shoulder, falls off horse, bandaged

E10 – The General Must Die

Slim – Hangover

Jess – Thrown from horse, injured arm

E11 – Dark Verdict

Slim – Beaten up, self-treatment head injury, weak and dizzy

Jess – Loses friend, sad and angry

E12 – Man of God

E13 – Bare Knuckles

Slim – Rigged fist-fight, blinded and beaten up

E14 – The Lonesome Gun

E15 – Night of the Quiet Men

Jess – Shot in the back of shoulder, found alone on ground

E16 – The Pass

E17 – Trail Drive

E18 – Day of Vengeance

E19 – The Legend of Lily

Jess – Fist fight

E20 – Death Wind

Slim – Held at gunpoint, fist-fight

Jess – Hit with a falling door

E21 – Company Man

E22 – Rope of Steel

Slim – Falls off horse, fist fight

E23 – Duel at Alta Mesa

E24 – Street of Hate

Slim – Fist fight

Jess – Fist fight

E25 – Ride or Die

Slim – exhausted, lack of sleep, fist fight

E26 – Hour After Dawn

E27 – The Protectors

Jess – Ambushed, head injury, bandaged, helped to walk

E28 – Saddle and Spur

Slim – Fist fight

Jess – Fist fight

E29 – Midnight Rebellion

Jess – Sucker punched, put in brig

E30 – Cemetery Road

Jonsey – Dragged by mule team, injured shoulder

E31 – Men of Defiance

Jess- Shot, ribs bandaged, arm in sling

Reb – Captured, beaten, tied to tree in desert sun, helped to walk

SEASON 2

E01 – Queen of Diamonds

Jess – Beaten up

E02 – The Track of the Jackal

E03 – Three Rode West

E04 – Ride the Wild Wind

E05 – The Long Riders

Jess – Fist Fight, knocked out, tied up

E06 – The Dark Trail

E07 - .45 Calibre

E08 – License to Kill

Jess – Held at gun point, shackled to tree, exhausted, wrists rubbed raw

E09 – Drifter’s Gold

Slim – Fist fight (multiple!), manhandled, held at gunpoint

E10 – No Second Chance

Slim – Ambushed, knocked out, fist fight

Jess - Ambushed, knocked out

E11 – Duel at Parkinson Town

Slim – Shot left shoulder, shot left flank, collapses, walking with cane

E12 – A Sound of Bells

E13 – The Passing of Kuba Smith

E14 – Man from Kansas

Jess – Ambushed, fist fight

E15 – Killer Without a Cause

Slim – Beaten up, bleeding lip

E16 – Stolen Tribute

Jess – Held hostage, tied up, gagged, fist fight, holding ribs, punched, falls off horse, knocked unconscious, pistol whipped, holding head

E17 – The Lost Dutchman

Jess – Shot at, knocked off horse, pistol whipped, drugged, shot in the arm

E18 – Cactucs Lady

Jess – Fist fight

E19 – Riders of the Night

Slim – Fist fight, shot in left arm, wearing sling

E20 – Mark of the Manhunters

Jim Craig – Broken ribs, bandaged

Slim – Fist fight

E21 – Rimrock

Slim – Shot

Jess – Fist fight, pistol whipped, wrongly imprisoned

E22 – Run of the Hunted

Slim – ambushed, knocked out, holding head, fist fight

E23 – Two for the Gallows

Slim – Held at gun point, pistol whipped, pushed over cliff, broken arm

E24 – The Debt

Jess – Ambushed, tied up

E25 – Killers’ Odds

Jess – Hung over, knocked out, carried, holding head

E26 – Bitter Glory

Jess – Shot in the back, knocked off horse, bandaged. Exhausted, fainting, fist fight, knocked out. Tied up, wincing

E27 – The Tumbleweed Wagon

Slim – Kidnapped, beaten up, knocked out, another fist fight, shackled to moving wagon,

E28 – Trigger Point

Jess – Shot in the arm, arm bandaged, weak, dehydrated

E29 – Badge of the Outsider

Slim – Two fist fights

E30 – Men in Shadows

 Jess – Punched, bloody lip,

E31 – Strange Company

E32 – Window in White

 Slim – Lassoed, dragged, sore, fist fight

E33 – Ride into Darkness

Jess – Fist fight, bloody lip, pistol whipped, unconscious, left in burning house, jumps through window. Cared for, wincing, holding head

Season 3

E1 – Dragon at the Door

Jess -Fist fights (multiple)

E2 – Ladies’ Day

Jess – Fist fight,

E3 – Siege at Jubilee

Jess – Toothache, thrown from stagecoach,

E4 – The Mountain Men

Slim – Fist fight, forehead creased with bullet

Jess – Jabbed with rifle, fist fight

E5 – The Fatal Step

Slim – Shot left shoulder, arm in sling

Jess – Thrown from stagecoach, trapped in abandoned mine

E6 – The Last Journey

Slim – Fist fight

E7 – Deadly is the Night

E8 – The Accusers

Jess – Knife fight, fist fight

Red Wolf – Wounded leg, fever, exhausted,

E9 – Wolf Cub

E10 – Handful of Fire

Slim – Manhandled, shot in shoulder

E11 – The Killer Legend

Tom Wade – Beaten up, shot left arm

E12 – The Jailbreakers

Slim – Beaten up, knocked out, holding head.

E13 – The Lawless Seven

Jess – Shot left arm, exhausted, collapse. Fist fight, hand-cuffed. Shot in the leg, held in prison.

E14 – The Perfect Gift

Slim – Fist fight, shot right shoulder

E15 – The Barefoot Kid

E16 – Shadows in the Dust

Slim – Shot left shoulder, infected, fever, dizzy, collapse (Full episode)

E17 – The Runaway

E18 – The Confederate Express

Jess – Ambushed, beaten up, helped to walk. Drugged, weak, difficulty talking

Slim – Shot left shoulder, bandaged  

E19 – The High Country

Slim – fist fight (multiple)

E20 – A Grave for Cully Brown

Jess – Head grazed by bullet, unconscious, probable concussion, head bandaged. Dizzy, weak, collapse, holding head.

E21 – The Runt

E22 – The Dynamiters

E23 – Day of the Savage

E24 – Justice in a Hurry

Slim – Bushwhacked, falls off horse

E25 – The Replacement

E26 – The Turn of the Wheel

Slim – manhandled, cut with knife

E27 – Trial by Fire

Jess – fist fight, shot left arm, treated, arm in sling

E28 – Fall into Darkness

Slim – trapped in abandoned well shaft

Season 4

E1 – Among the Missing

Jess – Hit in the head with a shotgun, unconscious, bleeding. Dizzy, disoriented, weak. Full episode.

E2 – War Hero

E3 – The Fortune Hunter

E4 – Shadow of the Past

Jess – Ambushed, beaten up

E5 – The Long Road Back

E6 – Lost Allegiance

Jess – Crushed by falling tree, pinned, broken ribs. Falls off horse, cared for. Bandaged ribs, beaten up (Full episode)

E7 – The Sunday Shoot

E8 – Double Eagles

E9 – Beyond Justice

E10 – Bad Blood

Jess – Manhandled

E11 – Time of the Traitor

Steve – crushed by wagon, arm amputated

Slim – Fist fight, cut on arm

E12 – Gun Duel

Jess – fist fight, dazed, holding head

E13 – Naked Steel

Slim – Fist fight

E14 – Vengeance

Slim – Falls off cliff, dislocates shoulder

Jess – fist fight,

E15 – Protective Custody

Slim – held at gunpoint, manhandled, punched in the stomach, fist fight

E16 – The Betrayers

Jess – fist fight, trapped in burning building

E17 – The Wedding Party

E18 – No Place to Run 

Jess – Twisted knee, limping, fist fight, cut hand with saw

E19 – The Fugitives

Slim – Shot, left for dead in blizzard, carried, surgery on kitchen table.

Jess – Fist fight,

E20 – The Dispossessed

Jess – Jabbed in stomach with rifle, pistol whipped, wincing, holding head

E21 – The Renegade Brand

Jess – Shot left thigh, bandaged

Slim – fist fight (several), manhandled

E22 – The Violent Ones

Jess – Fist fight, bullet grazed arm, emotional, worried

Slim – Ambushed, beaten up, broken ribs, weak, holding side

E23 – The Unvanquished

Slim – fist fight (multiple)

E24 – The Sometime Gambler

E25 – Edge of Evil

Jess – fist fight, head injury, held at gunpoint

E26 – Broken Honor

Jess – Forearm grazed with bullet,

E27 – The Last Battleground

E28 – The Stranger

Jess – Falls from cliff, rescued, broken leg. Tries to escape, wincing, Wrestled with, helped to walk. Fireman’s carry, fever, difficulty walking.

E29 – The Marshals

Jess – Shot in chest, weak, fever (Full episode)

E30 – Badge of Glory

Jess – fist fight, pistol whipped, holding head

E31 – Trapped

Slim – tied up, knocked out, fist fight

E32 – The Road to Helena

Slim – Thrown from horse, knocked out, fist fight (multiple)

This is now the complete Laramie Injury list. If I missed any, please let me know! I hope you enjoy Laramie as much as I have. 

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I’ve not actually seen every episode of Rawhide, but maybe this is a good excuse to watch it and make some GIFs too.  I would assume everyone would be interested in Rowdy and Favor whump?  It might take a while, but I’ll get on it.

S1 E9      Incident of the Town in Terror (Rowdy ill and unconscious the whole episode) S1 E13    Incident or the Curious Street (R shot in the head)

S2 E4      Incident at Jacob’s Well (R pushed into a well) S2 E20    Incident at Sulphur Creek (R gets knocked out and bound behind the back)

S3 E6      Incident on the Road to Yesterday (R fake drunk and held at gunpoint) S3 E10    Incident of the Buffalo Soldier (R injured and unconscious half of the episode) S3 E13    Incident Near the Promised Land (R shot and unconscious) S3 E25    Incident or the Running Man (the whole episode is a long Rowdy whump)

S4 E13    The Long Count (Rowdy tied and held at gunpoint) S4 E12    Twenty-Five Santa Clauses (R ribs hurt)

S5 E19    Incident or Judgment Day   (R knocked out)

S6 E7      Incident at Two Graves (R gets a bloody nose in fistfight, later knocked out) S6 E13    Incident of the Geisha (R hurts his back and needs aftercare)

S7 E20    The Violent Land (R shot with an arrow, unconscious) S7 E30    The Gray Rock Hotel (all drovers are ill)

S8 E3      Six Weeks to Bent Fork  (R hurts his ribs and gets a lot aftercare) S8 E6      Hostage for Hanging  (R captured and tied half of the episode)

gets in a fight - IAT edge of madness S1 Ep5

tied up and almost whipped (with Rowdy) - IOT power and plow S1 Ep6

Shot - IOT Coyote weed S1 Ep11

gets in a fight - Incident below the brazos S1 Ep18

shot in the hand - IAT buffalo smokehouse S2 Ep07

attacked by a puma - IOT stalking death S2 Ep09

shot with an arrow - IOT Valley in shadow S2 Ep10

Has his face cooked in a kiln - IA Spanish rock S2 Ep12

knocked out - IOT Devil and due S2 Ep15

fight - IOT Night horse S2 Ep18

Almost dies from a bad case of Wagonfoot - IO music maker S2 Ep29

falls off his horse - IOT challenge S3 Ep02

Gets all feverish/sick - IA dragoon crossing S3 Ep3

hit on head - The Inside Man S4 Ep06

Catches fire a little bit - The Little Fishes

beaten up/tied to tree - The Deserter’s patrol S4 Ep 18

blinded - The child woman S4 Ep24

shot - IA crooked hat S5 Ep 18

falls down a cliff - IOT red wind S6 Ep1

whipped - IA Zebulon S6 Ep 22

hit on head - IA Hourglass S6 Ep 23

Shot in the back - IOT Gilded Goddess S6 Ep29

And here’s the famous Zebulon Incident…