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Source: winstonthewhale

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!” (z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

“The only people who see the whole picture,” he murmured, “are the ones who step out of the frame.” - Salman Rushdie

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

BBC Planet Earth II

The Taylor Daily Press, Texas, February 13, 1917

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she straight up asked him if he’s the baby

she straight up asked him if he’s the baby

she straight up asked him if he’s the baby