Hear Me Hurgle

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

If you're wondering, yes, I've already gotten anon hate over this from people with bad reading comprehension. No, I am not actually telling a cashier at the grocery store about Karl Marx mpreg. The cashier is virtual. Imaginary. Hypothetical. They do not exist.

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

One time someone called their ass a ‘bum’ while we were sexting and I went soft immediately 🫥

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

If you tell a yankee "its never okay to kill people for the US no matter how poor you are" you can trigger secret dialogue that makes you understand why Malcolm X hated liberals the way he did

it's actually impressive how after almost 3 months this post just keeps catching yankees who are dying to show you what their secret dialogue is