literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play

i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna do?? be alone with my thoughts?? out of the question

masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.

me @ dinner parties

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Quarantine 2020

How we greet friends now

I have watched this several times and I will never tire of his reaction

My life has been meaningless until now🤘

oh, shes VIBING™ vibing