Doctor Bitchcraft

“I don’t know where I’m going but I’m gay”

Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996 — 2003)

Photo by Travis Grossen on Unsplash 

— Virginia Woolf, from To the Lighthouse

a̸̧͕͔̹̘͍͓̺͎̅̾͞͡͠a̶̡̻̫͇̤̩͇͙̱͎͐̋̀͋̄͡á̠̥̮̣͓͇͕̥̩͈͆̄͊̌͞á͍͓̹͍͖̏͐͋̃͛͟͞͝ͅą̸̰̼̣̖̯̱̩͎͐̓̊̂͡ͅa̛̝̗̠͈͙̅͆͐̋̍̋̚à̢͇̻̞̼̮̣̀̽̓̔̀̈̏̀͡a̺͉͙̙͊̇̋̒̀͜͝͡ą͎̟̩͙̏̓͑͘͝a̛͉͕̪̳̗͚̋͐͐̃͞ḁ̜̭͙̼̫̻͙͕̿̔͌̈́͌̕͜a̵̛͙̜̫̭̬̜̖͉͎͗͌̅̋ą̸̯̟̣͇̗͖̮̤̠͆̀̓̔̅̑͞a̢̻͉̹̪̟͉͓̮̲̒͆̽̋̊̚͝a̶͕̙̭̦̯̪͋͛̍̾͒̇͘à̭͖̥͖̭̬̩̝̣̉̂̎͑̌͘͝͠͠ā̼͉͔̼͓̤̳͐̇̅̑̀͌͋̓ą̛̠̮̹̰̏̅̐͋̓͜ͅà̸͉̱̱͚͇͗̒͛͠a̻͔̦͔̥̭̿̊͊͒͊̅͟ā̷͉͕̩͇̻͖̅͂͊͒͜͞a̹̹̥̳̞̰̖̬̳̾̅̇̊̎͞ͅȁ͓̝̳͎̦͇̓̅̀̊͜ă̶͇͙̭̙̟̆̿̒̽̿͝ą̟̪̮̠̳̼͕͈̫͒̈́̿͋̊̕͞ą̷̛͕̥̙̟͋͂͌̈́͑͡ä̶̖̹̣͙͖́̌̋͌̃͢â̦͈̤̯̝̯̮̱͑͒̓̆̀̉͟͞͡͝a̶̘̻̦͓̟̹̫͇̋̆̽́̀͘̚̕͠ä̢̹̱̮͖̘̺͇́̃͗̏̀͞͞a̵͇̠̣̻̻̓̑̍̚̕͟͝a̡̡͇͕̣̭͔͔͙͋̏̄̀̑́͝͠ã̷̢̫͚͓̩̫͎̞͖̤̒̓͑͞á̸̧͙͔͙̠͒̇̔͑̈̓̈͝͠ͅâ̸̡̨̛͓̬̩̺̖̥̜͗͌̊́̿͞ͅa̵̘͉̬̭̿̽́͌͑̇́̄̎͢ͅà̡̭̞̞̖̮̻͍̣̇̾̿͞͞a̷̢̡̺̭̣̦̯͇̿̀̈́̒̎͗a̴̧̯̱͙͎͖͆͋̀͋̈a̢̭̜̦̰͆̂̒̆͟͝ͅa̵̡͖̫̲̻̙͓̘͗͒́̓̓̏́̀̒͠ͅą̢̢̛͈̱͍͇̭̯̈́̏̋̈́ā̶̡͕͔̣̠͇͇͒̋̏̐͊̏̕a̷̱̗̺̼̝͚͌̉̋͐͆͊̌̎͞͝à͕̦̮͍͈̹͔̲͗̽̈́͑͌̚͟͝

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

Sigourney Weaver testing a flamethrower for Alien (1978)