LEILA

can’t argue with that logic

are there two dinasaurs having sex on top that mountain?

I had no idea dinosaurs invented the missionary position

How come you can only like a post once.

fuckers acting like selfies are “unhealthy” and “self-absorbed” when old ass generations sat and got their selfies painted for hours by talented artists

OMG

Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. 

this is my favourite picture ever

there’s no part of this i don’t love

Okay but can we talk about how this animal who was able to take not one but two really good selfies whilst on the run from a disgruntled photographer I mean come on

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

this is violently beautiful

Marry him.