Kdiyargebyam

tumblr should have a little clippy guy, a tumblrweed or something, that pops up and says "hey it looks like you posted this exact joke 15 months ago, are you sure you want to do yhis"

a deer

i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

the first rule of cooking is that there are no rules. anything goes do whatever you want forever. the first rule of baking is that if you fuck it up you die

There are no servals in this post

There are now two young and fluffy servals in this post

Do it pussy

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

Not Halloween but, okay. 

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

Reblog today only to avoid OP cursing you out for a stick of unsalted butter

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr