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Trick question, it’s all of them, we go to a school of hotties! My five favorite to look at are @katherinebathory, @isobelenvy, @jinnifergrant, @yomolly, and @moranahayat. And @luciakringlekrampus! And @aurorawolffe, and @tabbypurr, and this is so hard for why?!

All dessert makes me horny.

Chill.

Entertaining.

Open to new experiences.

I’d love to swallow someone whole someday. 

I’m a she and I’m a vagatarian!

Remembered by the masses, please! I can get people to like me over time but I can’t get over the feeling of being ignored, no can do.

What do I need utensils for? I’ve got hands, don’t I?

I’m pretty easy going, so anyone too high-strung would be such a no-no. Oh, and if someone’s got issue with burps and farts? Not the one for me.

Empowered, beautiful women who go for what they want tend to be seen as villains so there’s that.

I don’t feel much about normies other than the fact that they’re super funny looking! I mean, come on, they look like nearly hairless rats.

Yara: I have had two food naps today and show no signs of slowing. This is bliss.

Yara: Do you reckon they're named Sloppy Joes after someone in particular? How sloppy do you have to be to have your mates name a sandwich after you?

MONSTERGRAM: @yaramayyahoo UPLOADED A PIC!

WHY do we call it Taco Tuesday when tacos are good everyday?! #justicefortacos