pitcher

Are you not getting enough sleep?

Well, aren’t you a smart cookie.

Maybe I should just eject you somewhere over the Atlantic.

I’m not the one wanting to fuck off to Europe.

If I left, I wouldn’t be coming back, but I’m certainly not taking the rest of the building.

Eject them somewhere over the Atlantic, I don’t care.

Merci.

Do me a favour and take the majority of the buildings population with you. And don’t come back.

Back from England with Marls! It was amazing and fantastic and great. And I am exhausted, but I am always exhausted.

And yet you still came back. Bummer.

America Is Too Hot.

Bon voyage.

Pokemon Go? What in the world is that?? 

It’s a game for your phone.

Who: Eli Carmichael and Marco Belmonte What: Watching the fireworks When: Monday, July 4th, nighttime Where: The apartment rooftop

That seems out of your box there, doesn’t it? What level did you get to? I’m only a level 2 right now, but I’ve only been playing in the living room because it’s like fifty million degrees outside.

What? I’m up to level 11 so far. I’ve got to go to practice soon but i’m thinking of going on a walk after the game, just for the sake of Pokemon Go.

That app sounds pretty awesome, not gonna lie.

It is. I’m having a lot of fun with it.

I never said it was. Just that there’s no shame in admitting good things.

I know that.

It was iconic. As I told Parker, the only people I know who don’t know and love it are the same people who hate animals and babies that you don’t want to associate with.

Brutal.

Aren’t you a little old for Pokemon?

Absolutely not.

Who: Eli Carmichael and Marco Belmonte What: Watching the fireworks When: Monday, July 4th, nighttime Where: The apartment rooftop

I think FRIENDS was one of the only shows I could get myself so invested in.