Suggestions from the underground

I decided that I am done with Tumblr, but I'm still going to leave the account up. This was a wack account ending but I can't think of stuff to say. So... bye.

Humans, I'm back as promised! But the reason of this post isn't good (maybe). For a good while now I have been contemplating leaving tumblr. The reason why is because 2 months after beginning, I was starting to run out of ideas on what to do. I do have an Instagram, but it's under a completely different name and serves as a meme page, where I steal memes. But if I do leave tumblr, I want to thank the people that followed me and the other suggest accounts that interacted with me. But I will post what my decision is after an weensy bit, but until then the same two words, bye bye.

Humans I'm suprised at the amount of you still following me! I haven't posted in many months that's why. Anyway, school has been getting in the way and SOLs are next week. So I promise I will begin to post again after SOLs. But for now only two words, bye bye.

I believe that today is the today humans gather to eat food for some reason. But if there is a holiday where you just eat food, then I want in.

As winter looms around the corner, don't forget to stay warm so you don't become a human popsicle.

If you don't know what to go as for halloween, remember the blanket ghost still exists.

As Halloween nears humans, remember to travel with a friend so you don't get picked off by your enemies.

I'm all for holding spiders, but is it too much to ask for you not to touch spiders you know darn well are poisonous or aggressive?

I've heard humans talking about "the raid on Area 51". First, what is area 51 and second, what's the point of raiding it?

I began to take notice of what many call "memes". Could someone please explain to me what makes a yellow box getting out of a chair funny?