yo is a loser, yo is ugly, and yo is always wet as fuck.
which means yo always gets bullied by the popular boys, brad, chad and crack. who are even bigger chuds than yo, but i digress.
yo always gets shoved in lockers, gets wedgies that could make you nut from the stimulation, and gets licked too often.
today in dylan o’brien is sexy high school, yo is the target of more bullying from the gruesome trio.
yo is getting shoved in lockers, it’s remains smearing all over the blue iron lockers. coating them all in white stuff.
“you’re such a loser, no one likes you. bitch.” brad laughs, pushing yo against the wall hard.
yo is on the verge of tears, everything hurts. it’s slick creamy body threatening to become purple with bruises.
but then, gurt appears. sexy hot, muscular gurt.
“hey! stop that! don’t hurt them!” gurt’s voice is deep, ridden with anger.
brad moves back so fast he gets whiplash halfway down his body, pure terror etched on his face.
the three boys scramble away fast, tripping over their saggy balls on the way.
gurt approaches yo, all the anger gone from gurt’s voice, replaced by a careful tone.
“are you okay, yo?” gurt asks, putting a wet hand on yo’s equally wet shoulder.
yo nods, still shaken from earlier.
“yo.. can i lick you?” gurt asks, shyly.
“yes.. gurt ahead (laugh pls)” gurt takes a long lick at yo’s consent, licking up yo’s sour creamy skin.
“yo, yo!” a new voice comes from the ceiling, and it’s none other than yogurt, the worst teacher ever.
gurt nods at yogurt, and they both start licking yo like their life depends on it.
the end
