I'm a smart, strong, sensual woman

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

he’s better than most hairdressers nowadays 😭

if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

I downloaded hinge, hasn’t even been a full hour since I made my profile and it’s already trying to make me pay a subscription to see who liked my photos or whatever this is bullshit I’m going to be virgin when I die.

What the fuck bumble is worse I have to pay to see who liked my profile….

Also why is it so fucking expensive??? One month is $50??!!??

I downloaded hinge, hasn’t even been a full hour since I made my profile and it’s already trying to make me pay a subscription to see who liked my photos or whatever this is bullshit I’m going to be virgin when I die.

What the fuck bumble is worse I have to pay to see who liked my profile….

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.