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Carmilla wasn't a vampire, lesbians can just do that after a chicken sandwich and a red bull
heres the recipe for that chicken that will have you moving like Carmilla
You'll need: boneless skinless chicken thighs, buttermilk, creole seasoning, your favorite garlic powder, MSG, paprika and/or chipotle seasoning, black pepper, two ziplock bags, flour, panko bread crumbs, and oil. If you want it to stay extra crispy longer, get wheat dextrin (theres a brand called EverCrisp you can buy online) and mix it in during the breading.
Take the chicken thighs and butterfly them (most grocery bought ones are pre-cut so you can seperate them). Cut several 1-inch slits into the chicken front and back. Generously season both sides with the dry seasoning and pat them gently until both sides are covered. I used a tablespoon of each, mixed it in a bowl, and it covered 8 pieces, front and back.
Place the chicken thighs in the ziplock bags and with either your hand or a rolling pin or whatever you got, flatten the chicken until the ziplock bag is almost paper thin in width. They should be flat enough for just a bit of light to pass through. Add 1 ½ cups of buttermilk into each of the bags being careful not to overflow out of the opening. Close em up and let sit in the fridge for at least two hours.
Mix 1 cup flour, 2 teaspoons of each dry seasoning, 1 cup of panko bread crumbs, and an extra teaspoon of black pepper into a bowl (or another Ziploc,) and drop your marinated chicken, buttermilk soaked and all, into the mixture and fully coat the pieces in breading
Put your oil in a pan and heat it to medium high. For the amount I never measure that well I typically just use enough to reach my first pinky knuckle and because of how thin the chicken gets thats usually enough to submerge. Once the oil is heated, start dunking the pieces in. Put them into the oil and cook 5 min on each side
Let the pieces rest for 2 minutes. Enjoy on its own, on a sandwich, on rice, they're cutlets, go crazy.
Now two things to note:
One, a few of the seasonings are redundant (creole seasoning usually has garlic powder in it already) because I like to get extra flavor in at every step. A salt free creole seasoning blend can help cut the saltiness down
Two, your milage may vary on your personal ability to phase through walls after this BUT if you make this for a woman you like you might get to suck on her
anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious
I distinctly remember screencapping this panel x years ago when I first read this and I still haven't worn one yet
I cannot stress how literally true this is
Really funny how this is her self insert character because she's literally doing this now
For those looking for the manga, it's The Trap Corrupted By The Boys' School, and as for the proof of the author's impressive tits, here you go:
Also in one of the chapters her self-insert is HEAVILY implied to be on E
("I did some things" the things in question being estradiol valerate)
Be a girl and gain weight today!!!!! You can be happy!!!!!! Happy pride month!!!!
If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.
staff hates trans women so much they'll sink this website over it

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I’m attempting to move primarily to tumblr for my art (we’ll see). starting off by posting some sulemio! 🍅
Fully charged :3
why is animation so hard
tried to set a trap for the wandering hero of justice but instead i caught the wandering villainous pervert. but i have no clue what to do with it. the trap was supposed to be really embarrassing and demeaning but the villainous pervert seems to outright enjoy that kind of thing.
This was a pretty awesome trap can you let me out now
I was gonna use it as a test subject for an assault and battery of tests but it's hard to do pervert experiments on someone who's already a pervert. No, I'm not going to let you out. Uh. Presses the lever that drops you through a series of pipes and chutes surrounded by disembodied hands that force you into a pretty dress that's secretly a bondage thing but you're also still being held up dangling by the hands.
Kyaaaaa~!!! XD
Ugh. It doesn't even repeat insistently that it'll defeat me. What's the point?
i will defeat you
Wait fuck did the trap not reset in time. You shouldn't be down here, little hero. I left a little package of herotreats in the. Definitely-not-a-trap up there. Don't you want them?
the only thing i want is to defeat every villain. starting with you
No! Wait! Stop! That's my favorite white tile on the floor right there! If you step on it and get it dirty... I don't know what I'd do. I'd be defeated forever.
you fool. you've revealed your weakness. steps on it triumphantly
There's a clicking sound, a gear turning, and the tile begins to depress. Immediately and unceremoniously followed by several large, fast robotic hands reaching in and grabbing each of maskdoll's limbs. Picking it up and holding it in the air.
Foolish little hero! Why would I ever tell you my weakness? My real favorite white tile is secreted away far away from here.
what the hell. release me at once so i can defeat you
Now why would I do that, little hero? While I have you here at my mercy, I could do all kinds of things...
[Goes to grab my toothbrush]
Wait, wait, wait. Villainous pervert I see you reaching for the controls with a free hand are you trying to get away?
I'm just trying to see what else I can activate! ☆ ~ XP
You know that if you activate anything, you and the hero of justice will be forced through the same chambers and end up in the same weird outfit. Then it'd be too hard for me to tell the two of you apart. Also don't press anything I still need to challenge the hero of justice to a game of tickling.
I HAVE TO ACTIVATE IT IMMEDIATELY. STARTS FLAILING FOR THE CONTROLS
NO! BAD PERVERT!
Before the villainous pervert can be stopped, it manages to press several different buttons. Several contraptions activate at the same time, dropping it and the hero down a series of different chutes that each seem to now have an excess of different devices all activating simultaneously.
Both pervert and villain have various pieces of their outfits removed and replaced over and over. Cat ears and clown noses, bondage mitts and metallic visors, colorful sleeves and shiny collars, demon tails and dragon horns. An eclectic medley of pieces is tacked on and taken off while speakers play overlapping speeches. Until eventually the chutes end and the two drop down to the final layer.
Now look at what you've done! The two of you are a mess. In your excitement you've left the theme chaotic and nonsensical. Various features from all kinds of themes and plays. Which one of you wants to defeat me, again?
i will defeat you
Alright, and which one of you pressed the buttons?
I pressed the buttons~! ^_^

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Transfeminism... BEAM.
graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge
sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses
everybody say i love you black trans women
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Coolio released his debut solo album It Takes a Thief July 19, 1994
Hey if you have chronic pain, you gotta remember that the cognitive load of dealing with that is exhausting. Just that alone. Never mind what else you've got going on.
You're not lazy or being dramatic; you're overloaded.

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must i say it.