Random Musings

Fucking customers

All customers everywhere must die

your work is appreciated

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

Posts like this are the reason why I can’t tell anyone IRL that I’m on Tumblr….. How do you explain that to people??

I haven’t laughed that hard in ages, oh my god, LITERAL TEARS. Butthole cat, I can’t, help me…

i blaming my incomprehensible humour on tumblr

don’t talk to me or my 53 unfinished video games ever again

Straight people are so weird. They’re like “cooking is a woman’s job” unless you’re grilling then it’s a mans job. And cleaning is a woman’s job but the mans gotta take out the trash can’t let the ladies touch that icky garbage. And fucking gardening is for women, except mowing the lawn, that’s for men. Who the fuck came up with this shit??

Women doing the daily jobs and men doing the once in a while jobs seems to be the trend

Misogyny, Chief. This isn’t “straight people” it’s misogyny.

I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean

“Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.” - Rabbi Tarfon

That is pretty awesome