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Brian Thompson was possibly the most prolific serial killer in American history.

uses my insane musscle memory to open 4 wrong apps in a row

Assistance and support depending on how much social currency you have isn't any better than it depending on how much money you have. Switching the currency solves nothing.

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

can someone please change the fucking prophecy

I can and will talk to strangers when absolutely necessary

me sexting: if that is amenable to you

Good morning weird women

youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning

your hands are literally instruments of god and you can put them inside of other people btw

knuckle tattoos that say MYFIN GERS

i have to get into bed twenty times a day or ill start following through on various threats ive made