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Happy Taurus season! ♉ may we all learn to relax and take some time for self care and self love. may we all learn patience and endurance! ✨

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

since it’s a leap year please watch this video!!!

im mad because this is actually just a video of me 

i can’t believe i was raised by 2 air signs

do me a favor and reply or reblog with your parents’ signs, mine are libra and gemini 😶

My mom’s a Gemini and my dad’s a Libra. Both have Pisces moons and Virgo Risings, and they pretty much have the same generational planet positions too.

Two Virgos 👐👐

Scorpio and a Capricorn lmao

aries & taurus lmaooo

the day that it actually hit me that Gob Bluth isn’t Gob Bluth’s name but it’s actually G.O.B. as in George Oscar Bluth was the day that i grew the fuck up & became a woman

and ive been afraid of insects my whole li-

hm?

THERES A BEE?

*to the tune of beverly hills* dead in the woods! that’s where i want to be!

watch me grab rat

me walking to my room after someone makes fun ov somethin im insecure about

taurus// scorpio, libra, scorpio lmaoooo

What I say: ilysm What I mean: I love you Spider-Man

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

me at god

lactose intolerant people are braver and stronger than any US Marine