◤ WE MAKE OUR OWN SENSE ◢

your muse’s name in mine’s phone: young grasshopperyour muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone: never say never by justin biebermy muse’s last text to yours: stop asking questions. if i tell you that you need to learn the entire choreography to single ladies, you do it.

your muse’s name in mine’s phone: demon kingyour muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone: alarm_sirens_audio.mp3my muse’s last text to yours: just letting you know that Olay is having a sale on anti-ageing cream :)

your muse’s name in mine’s phone: babe your muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone: crazy in love by beyoncemy muse’s last text to yours: what shampoo do you use??

your muse’s name in mine’s phone: persephoney baloneyyour muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone: hoe don’t do it by yung cyphmy muse’s last text to yours: hahahahahaha when i type my fingers  look like living baby sausahes 

your muse’s name in mine’s phone: chocolate thiefyour muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone: police_sirens_audio.mp3my muse’s last text to yours: how did you get my number

your muse’s name in mine’s phone: soturntyour muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone: thong song by sisqomy muse’s last text to yours: wtf are you on about? a cup of coffee is totally a plausible disguise

Attis: Is that some sort of sick joke

Attis: I won't

Attis: Plus they're like a dollar from Cosco

Attis: I own a funnel