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Ship Meme ➵ Seth Adrian

Drinks all of the coffee: Neither. Kat hates it and Adrian doesn’t rely on a bunch of beans to get him up in the morning ( hehe ) but no they pretty much both rely on the thrill and adrenaline of being ruthless sociopaths to be their pick me up. Now booze on the other hand is all Adrian no doubt.

Brings up adopting a pet: Definitely Kat, but more so just to get a rise out of Adrian. She enjoys seeing a man as cold as him melt over a multitude of baby animal videos, no matter how hard he denies it, she knows. He’d profess relentlessly as to how them being responsible for an animal is fucking absurd ( I mean seriously he can barely be responsible for Kat considering that the amount of times he’s tried to strangle her *not sexually btw* is starting to enter the double digits ) but still, he picked a hard headed one. She’d show up to his place one day with his fave pizza, beer, and a goddamn baby hedgehog named Sirius. 

Kills the bugs: Oh Adrian, no if’s, and’s, or but’s about it. Kat’s a trained agent with years of experience in the field. She’s seen death and mutilation and some truly evil shit but nothing, and I mean NOTHING, scares her more than little creepy crawlers. As he swiftly kills the microscopic bug, he’d hold in his laughter and record her still freaking out over something so smol. “Nice job Kat, seriously priceless. Haven’t heard you scream that loud since…well, since, me.” ;)

Cooks the meals: Definitely both, more so Adrian though. It started off as Kat trying to be a good “friend” *coughs* as she got tired of them ordering in all the time, but Adrian quickly realized who the fuck he was dealing with here. While the girl is very talented with her hands, she doesn’t really have the culinary touch as some women do. Seriously, she burns water, it’s that damn bad. So, together, they slowly began to try a few recipes here and there. He taught her some things ( like how knives do have other uses besides stabbing people ha ) and it soon became her just sitting back and watching him work his magic.

Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Depends what holiday. For Halloween, it’s definitely Adrian seeing as he probably enjoys scaring the shit out of her on a daily basis. He’d also be into them dressing up and just going around neighborhoods to torment little kids, leaving them scarred for life. But for holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas, I’d imagine it’d be hard for the both of them considering the lack of family. So the whole holiday season is something they’d both silently agree to kinda ignore. But knowing these two secretly emotional sinnamon rolls, they’d do some random acts of kindness for the other. Like Kat bringing a pie on Thanksgiving and just spend the day with him. Or Adrian getting the matching necklace she shared with her sister cleaned and shined as a present for Christmas. Little gestures to say to one another “you know what, we’re fucked up but at least we have each other. you’ll always have me.”

Initiates the couple selfies: Neither. They’re not one of those couples ( in fact they’re not even a couple tbfh ) but I think they both hold a fascination in taking pictures of each other. Especially post-sex session. It’s kinda their way of being like “hell yeah, you see that glow? I caused that. that’s mine don’t touch.”

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: They both definitely forget the anniversaries. It’s not something either of them would be in to since it seems very menial and unnecessary in the grand scheme of things. But birthdays hold a sacred meaning to both of them so to forget would be catastrophic.

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Fucking Kat man. Adrian would ask her to pick up some sugar or milk and she’d come back with enough ice cream to feed a goddamn small army. “Technically it counts since ice cream has sugar and milk in it…right?”

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