Madison

Blaise:......

Draco: No.

Hermione:......

Draco: Don’t!

Ron: *brings in Harry*

Draco: *slams his hands on the table while blushing* That’s it! I’m killing him!

Blaise: Or, you could man up and ask him out instead?

Hagrid: Yer not dyin!

Draco: *dramatic moan*

Hagrid: Someone help me! Gotta get him out of here-

Draco: No, I know what will help.

*grabs harry*

Harry: Um...... Malfoy, I really don’t see how me laying on top of you is going to help.

Harry: What are you doing?

Hermione: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two.

Draco: No I don’t.

Harry: *holding up cherries* What are these?

Draco: Tiny apples.

Harry: *points to pumpkins* And what are those?

Draco: Don’t do that.

Harry: Do what?

Draco: You think every time you say “Please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Harry: ......

Harry: Please? For me?

Draco: sorry, it’s because of me.

Harry: yeah because you’re a demon.

Harry: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m going to kill you.

Harry: That it’s offensive to the devil?