knowing nothing is better than knowing it all

“GIMME”

what a vicious attack

Cats are actually really good at understanding kittens’ limits.

@simonalkenmayer

Super Endangered

Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone

What happened next??

Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.

Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.

Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

If dudes sent dog pics instead of dick picks on dating websites, they would get a lot more dates.

Wait why do lesbians like chris hemsworth? Im not trying to sound condescending or anything but im genuinely puzzled and curious 😶

he plays thor and lesbians love thor also he just seems nice! he’s big

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

I would be dead

Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman