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@foone

it's so sad how people these days use 'pc' to mean a desktop computer or even a windows computer,, pc was meant to mean personal computer, just a machine that you love and that loves you back

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

number one reason i dont date puppygirls anymore: tick removal is fucking gross

Robot girl who has squishy parts so she can be bitten

robot partner, who slowly replaces all of your human body parts and traits with technological ones until you can't recognize yourself

> Oh hi. That's me.

computer show me trans men topping. computer show me trans men breeding someone they’ve folded like a damn pretzel. computer show me trans men cumming balls deep. computer. are you listening to me computer.