sentences from the youtube seriesΒ ,Β buzzfeed unsolvedΒ .Β primarily taken from season 5β²s supernatural investigations .
β it doesnβt matter because youβre dead β
β itβs not impressive Β , Β no oneβs impressed β
β the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop β
β as god as my witness Β , Β he snapped him in half β
β i seriously want you to throw something right at my face β
β you can live in the cave β
β iβm a big fan of your name β
β the fact that you steal Β , Β thatβs really funny to me β
β thatβs the greatest thing to steal Β : Β a manβs joy β
β because iβm a masochist β
β iβm going to regret this β
β iβve lost the ability to feel β
β theyβre gonna fucking murder you β
β the way you shushed me was quite rude β
β cowards Β , Β all of you β
β iβm strange and off putting β
β i should not feel confident in the face of any man β
β here you are Β , Β smiling in the face of the devil β
β i hate bats β
β bats sometimes carry rabies and thatβs a thing iβm afraid of β
β not today devil birds Β , Β not today β
β i think iβm blacking out right now β
β i donβt think iβm going to remember this moment β
β i think iβm gonna cry β
β i keep forgetting thereβs ghosts in here β
β if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears Β , Β this is my worst nightmare β
β iβm standing on an altar alone β
β maybe youβll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat β
β iβm so glad thatβs over letβs go eat taco bell β
β were you making horse noises ? β
β in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare β
β thereβs a good chance iβm gonna fart in here β
β well this is horrifying β
β letβs do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other β
β if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime β
β this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be β
β you talk to hide from the silence β
β do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? β
β several bad choices have lead me to this moment β
β letβs play look at the ceiling tiles ! Β 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 β¦ β
β i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons β
β i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me β
β if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck β
