Everything is pointless

Mules are half-assed horses

Summer is so romanticized when in reality its very lonely

Spoons are just smaller bowls that are easier to eat out of

What if aliens don’t exist and we are alone in the Universe …….

what if we aren’t real and aliens are alone in the Universe…

What if aliens have already received our attempt at contact, but decided to not respond…..

What if aliens are just too lazy to come to Earth…….

what if the aliens are here but they’re too tiny for us to see

maybe aliens would contact us if we stopped searching for them and started playing hard to get.

What if aliens already tried to radio us, but it hit the planet 200 years ago, and we just missed it, and now they think there’s nothing here ………

What if our entire universe is in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in some alien kid’s room as a science project……..

What if Earth is on a habitable planets list that aliens have made. but it’s so inhospitable to them that they think there’s no way anything could survive here.

People dismiss alien abductions as unrealistic but if we were able to go to a planet with life we would totally bring some of those aliens back with us.

Im pretty sure aliens are running some of these tumblr accounts ツ …..

There’s definitely some kind of alien mafia watching this post…

What if Neil Armstrong is an alien? I mean ‘Neil A’ spelt backwards is *alien*

What if aliens dont contact us because they are afraid that we might break their hearts ?

*adjusts my tinfoil hat………. y’all are crazy.

what if the universe is just an illusion and none of this is actually real

instead of being human can I be a kind forest spirit who just fulfills wanderers wishes

The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.

i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

Please put it on wash machine

“As fuck” has become a universal unit of measurement

Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself

so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The moon has known me all my life

this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018