Slave

The heat is effecting me but so does really cold winters. i have come to the conclusion i need to either find an Owner in Alaska to get away from the heat and use to the cold or one in the Arizona desert to work my ass in the sun until i get use to it. So if You have an Arizona rock quarry or an Alaskan business that requires hard labor I would be the ass You could kick until i liked it.

Trying to be funny but also true

Before favorite drink strawberry Daiquiri...after room temperature tap water in a dog dish.

Before my opinion matters and I will voice it...after "shut up I will tell you your opinion!"

Before on Sundays I love to sleep in...after "you get up at 5:30 there are no off days!"

Before I like a pint of ice cream in bed after "you can lick my bowl after I finish my ice cream."

Before I love a hot shower sometimes I stay in for an hour after "hot water isn't free. Your comfort isn't worth a penny. Cold showers from now on!"

Before I like a big bed and comforter...After "sleep on the floor and I will decide if you deserve a thin blanket."

Before I like to express myself with my hair and clothes...After "I am shaving you bald and I gave your clothes to the Goodwill"

Before I put off housework and just straighten up...After "clean this place from too to bottom. I'll check it with a white glove. If I find a speck of dirt you will do it all over again."

Before I am a bit of a germaphobe....After "lick that toilet clean before I use it"

Gifts for a TPE slave don't make much sense as this boy knows they can't own anything but I had some funny ideas i wanted to list to allow a slave to be part of the holidays.

-a very large wrapped box that after the slave rips it open it finds a roll of tape and a not saying "this box better be put back together and all the wrapping paper taped back on and the wrapping pattern pattern will match

-hide a very small box somewhere in the house like the attic or behind something in the garage and tell the slave it has to find it with no clues. The box could have a scrub brush or just be empty

-give the slave a ticket to go on a trip to scrub one of Your friends toilets.

-A day of relaxation. Allow the slave to sleep 5 extra minutes the next day but nothing else changes. Make it get up an hour earlier the following week to make up for it.

-Allow them to enjoy the winter season by making them make snow angels while nude at night. Be nice by letting/making them make 10 or so and then hose the snow off of them with the garden hose.