Mr. Cellophane

Unfortunately, yes. No thanks to you for that mental image.

It's cool, I get it. You want me.

And all the hot guys are saving the world.

Booooooooo.

Why don’t you use your powers for good?

Why don't you use your power for evil?

What’s going on X-Ray? Any new adventures?

Oh yeah, totally. 

Good thing I heal quickly then.

Joooooooel, you're going to make me blush. I'm going to turn into a blushing bride some day soon.

Gross. No one needs that in their life.

Come on, you know you're thinking about it.

I’ll notice you’re going “assassin” if you start taking off your clothes. When are you going to figure out a solution to that problem, dude?

Four words: Come to work naked.

I definitely could. Just because you’re invisible, doesn’t mean I can’t beat your ass.

Heyyy, that sounds a bit like a challenge if I've ever heard one. But since I'm a good guy, I'll give you a warning before I go assassin on your ass.

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Hey, insult my comebacks all you want, but now it's personal.

Low blow, man. Low blow. At least I didn’t fall asleep while getting a haircut.

You see, the thing about that is...uh... 

What. Yes? What.

Don't look so happy to see me, dude. You might hurt yourself.

Hello guys!

Heeeey, buddy!

I’m callin’ you asshole, asshole.

Tough words from someone who wears a beanie 24/7.

'Sup, assholes?

Who the hell are you calling asshole, asshole?