Red Chica Brown

I’m so happy this community of fellow Crankiplier weirdos formed because I’ve been shipping this for literally six years and if I had said anything about it even this time last year I would’ve been skinned alive.

I’m not playing the sex pollen game with you

I refuse to believe that Halsey has “been around and seen it all”

Maybe if I stopped crying about how I’ll never make it I’d have enough time to actually make it

If I wasn’t funny everyone would hate me

I love tumblr cause I can just say the craziest shit and everybody will be like: yes! I agree!

All the hottest boys go catatonic

The people are so desperate for Ishimondo that they’re just reading bullshit

Ethan and Mark watch fantastic Mr. Fox together???

I have no self control and cannot reach any of my goals. I have been granted infinite chances and squandered every single one.

I think that you should consume erotic content depicting whatever gender pairing you like despite your gender and sexual orientation

I think it’s crazy that when men watch lesbian porn nobody cares but when women watch gay porn suddenly they are the devil reincarnated

Ethan nursing Mark back to health

Okay now put boys kissing on it and I’ll THINK about purchasing.