Jayy

The truth of it, though…

Thor and Hannah Montana are in-laws

i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

u ever watch a movie and go whoa! how was this so good! and then the credits roll and you see directed by: [woman] and you’re like ohhhhhhh makes sense

i think snapchat should let our bitmojis fuck

ten years later and the jonas brothers are exactly where we all knew they would be. nick is a heartthrob enjoying a successful solo career. joe is in a successful new punk-pop band having a fun time. kevin is 40 year old conservative construction worker or something with two kids.

worth it

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

No offense but your friends are your soulmates too and not just people to complain about your romantic relationship to