whim

love cop shows and watching them but damn do i hate the propaganda they push

i’m rewatching burlesque for the billionth time, thank you cable for showing me this masterpiece when i was in middle school🤞🏻

helium poisoning anyone? i’ll pass out but i’ll take it

holyyyyyy mother balls GET ME OUT

no lie i think im losing my shit

my dog tooted and scared himself awake

i scared my dog on accident, now i must atone for my sin by giving him many smooches

another cinderella story is my nostalgia

holy shite i’m gonna curb stomp a bitch, that bitch is poopy netanyahu whose deserve to be gutted after😛

my life is a shit show again so i’m back! for who knows how long

can i just say that i love a good pair of glasses on someone like yummmmm-y

praise kink goes brrrrrrr

ignore this but random thought, do taller men usually have bigger ding dongs? is that why most women want a taller man? it never crossed my mind until now after reading fanfics :p

domestic bliss sounds amazing but then i realize ill actually have to trust someone in order to experience that