Hay Is For The 🏳️‍⚧️ Horses 🏳️‍⚧️

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

oh I know her well we went to 2014 together

*agnostic woman* nobody knows when bedtime is

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

I think it's really funny that Japanese also has a word for "Edgelord" but theirs translates to "8th grader"

STOP falling for gaza scams. They're not real. They're trying to take advantage of your generosity by pleading for money. Have you ever noticed how every single one of them sounds exactly the same? Plus, if they're starving and barely surviving, HOW ON EARTH are they paying for their phone? Use common sense, people. Stop giving up your money to fakes and liars. (this is exactly like the nigerian prince scams, except targeting selfless people. This scam is honestly sick and cruel.)