bad reputation

Wait, can we sleep first and then search?

Sleep on the plane ride over. Or are you and Scott going to be too busy joining the mile high club?

Oh, okay… I didn’t really expect anyone too. [sniffles and nods] Thanks, Sky. I’ll… I’ll find someone else.

Sorry I wasn’t much help. Hey, wait.. do you want someone to talk?

I’m… [hiccups] I’m sorry, but… do you know how to get… [hiccups] spray paint off of marble? I’ve tried [hiccups] everything and… sorry. It’s alright if… [hiccups] if you don’t know.

Uh, no I don’t..Mel, just, calm down.

Because humans fucked it up.

Humans are always fucking things up.

Hell yeah.

The adventure starts the second we touch ground.

Oh, shit. You’re probably right. Their coke might be fucking amazing.

Exactly, so are you down to go searching for anything good with me when we get there?

Why couldn’t the climates be normal everywhere?

I’m sure you do but who knows, maybe the prudish people won’t even come. We’ll just have to wait and see.

I’m not sure, but I’m glad it doesn’t.

Probably has something to do with the fact I’ve seen it all. Just wait, you’ll probably get stuck with someone who’s a prude that will never look you in the eye again when we get back.

Dear roommate for Punta Cana trip, I walk around in just my boxers 99% of the time.

Why does this not surprise me?

Okay I’m actually pretty fucking excited for this trip. Hopefully I don’t get an idiot as my roommate.

I'm just excited to get away from this stupid ice cold weather for a while.