Momo-chan

The craziest thing just happened lads. So I was just chilling In the library cafe right with my meal deal and my lucozade. And then all of a sudden I felt so nauseous like that feeling you get when ur seconds away from throwing up. So I got up and basically ran to the toilet because no way was I gunna have the embarrassment of throwing up in front of other people. But as I’m running down the stairs I trip and fall taking the boy in front of me down as well. So we both lying on the floor st the bottom of the stairs and suddenly I don’t feel like I’m gunna vom anymore. I am apologising profusely to this random lad and he’s like no worries, it’s chill etc. So I help him up and he’s like “you’re cute” am shocked because I look like a right mess today, and I also almost killed him. And then we start talking for a bit whilst other people are staring because they just witnessed this tragedy. And then he FUCKING ASKS FOR MY NUMBER, like I just almost killed ya pal are u sure. But nonetheless I give it to him because why tf not. And so long story short I may be going on a date with a guy who I made fall down the stairs.

reblog for good dating luck in 2018

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

Nope

3.8 notes - 3.8 million mammas not worth the risk

GODDAMIT STOP WITH THIS BULLSHIT PLEASE

i really hate this one a lot guys

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Superstitious. Need to reblog.

please work omg

looks fun lol

please 

IT SERIOUSLY WORKED

Well, i got nothing to lose, might as well try it

This shall be interesting😌