doctor doom's dissertation

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork

If im reading a 800 page book I should be freed of all other responsibilities in my life. Like sorry I can’t do that right now because im reading this long ass book. Yeah you know how it is

hey, um, workers of the world? now would be a good time to unite. if its not too much trouble

being a swiftie is so hard people will make fun of you other swifties will embarass you taylor swift will ESPECIALLY embarass you. but bitch when love story comes on

station of leaves

met up w a friend today and we were talking about fantasy etc and I was like you know I think you'd really like asoiaf and I was telling her all the ways i thought it kind of aligned w her tastes and she was like 'oh i'm so sold!! except wait isn't it unfinished' and i did something so fucked up and dark i said 'well he's like.... not that far from the end.... so you know by the time you've caught up the next one will probably be out, right' and she was like 'oh, great! i'm so excited to start' and like lord i gotta go to confession bc that was not right what i did

ive carved protective runes into my email address. to defend against enemy emails

me about my spotify wrapped: I have awful taste in music me listening to my top songs: this is amazing, every song is a banger

Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Yalta Edition