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a neopets-themed bhavacakra because even the internet is subject to samsara

#YES

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actually just for curiosity's sake i'd like to know the community's opinion:

If they introduced a proper Team Jelly World, what would you want?

Keep the current all-Chia group

Reinstate the original practice team

Make an entirely new team

I don't want Team Jelly World at all

Voting ended onJul 15

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hard to argue with this 😔 RIP

something needs to be done abt the darigan yooyu im SICK OF IT!!!

#either no one gets any goals for 2 full minutes and the entire game is a wash #or the enemy team magically shoots perfectly straight shots several times in a row #enough!!!!

alright everyone it's time to start a real life yooyuball league

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my tier list....... exceptions abound for diff colors lol

#idk why it's in second person. i guess im saying this to their faces?

oh shit i actually remembered in time this year, i gotta draw smthn for blumaroo day >:)

you see roo island is only losing rn bc roo island players are on average more likely to be refined and intelligent and have other more important things to attend to than playing computer games with the riff raff

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ideas to shake up yooyuball a bit:

if the clockwork yooyu explodes while holding it, that team loses a point

fire yooyu can only be held onto for 5 seconds at a time

snow yooyu slowly drains holder's speed over 5-10 seconds to a maximum of 50% slowdown

increase mutant yooyu's random movement frequency (like when it stops cold or switches direction mid-throw) and lower generic misdirections (going the wrong way from-throw)

increase fairy yooyu's speed slightly over the course of its arc, longer throws = higher speeds

#i still stand by all of these. tnt hello. hi

my secret revealed to you, aka, how i regularly get 12 goals per game

#darigan and mutant are hit or miss w this strat obviously #and faerie it's smarter to shoot from halfway between half court and the goal w/o going down to the bottom at all #but in general this works remarkably well once u get the exact angle of attack down lol

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wait why are there 3 separate locations in neopia all named happy valley (in one way or another) that's so funny

#meridell = merry dell = happy valley #brightvale = bright/cheery valley = happy valley #and happy valley itself below terror mountain #meridell and brightvale having the ''same'' name makes sense cuz being competing reflections of eachother is their whole schtick #but it's so funny to me that there are 3. are there more

Amaro Cwaid, captain and goalkeeper of Team Jelly World, and fan-favorite butch lesbian

Bonus headshot of her in her protective goalie goggles :3

#neopets #neotag #altador cup #my art #my ocs #chia

xlstriker38

actually just for curiosity's sake i'd like to know the community's opinion:

If they introduced a proper Team Jelly World, what would you want?

Keep the current all-Chia group

Reinstate the original practice team

Make an entirely new team

I don't want Team Jelly World at all

Voting ended onJul 15

xlstriker38

Oh for the unaware, the original practice team looked like this!

actually just for curiosity's sake i'd like to know the community's opinion:

If they introduced a proper Team Jelly World, what would you want?

Keep the current all-Chia group

Reinstate the original practice team

Make an entirely new team

I don't want Team Jelly World at all

Voting ended onJul 15

#neopets #neotag #altador cup

i *did* consider also just rebooting the original practice team which would be super cool to see too!! i would love team jelly world either way.... pls tnt

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yellow jelly chia also isnt technically canon but it is as far as the current practice team is concerned? so dont worry abt it

#i want her to stay yellow anyway as a nod to the practice team

"artyom that's your second nonbinary jelly zafara oc" and i can make 1,000 more if i want to. who's gonna stop me? you? jelly zafara has done so much for society, and you, i'm sorry, you are...? that's what i thought

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