I Can't Believe That Was in Xiaolin Showdown!

That’s a, uh, nice horn you’re hiding in your, um… cover up there, Omi.  Where was it hiding?

Thank you! Aha, I let this blog die it’s so shameful. In my defense I’m literally juggling a great deal of projects. Everyone hang in there, I promise I’ll watch more Chronicles at some point.

After Katnappe makes her dramatic entrance, the sound effect for Wuya's amazement is... a dog panting.

So was Wuya lusting after Katnappe or

Dojo

And here I thought the phrase "Santa Claus whips Jack" could only apply to a crackfic.

Dojo: "Well, there's the Clock of Death. Uh, wouldn't recommend that. The Time piece of Doom! Nah, better risk it. The Wristwatch of Excruciating Pain! Eh, not bad. At least you don't die."

I present exhibit #616 of Jack getting his creep on. Don't you think it's kind of umm that he snatches her using a straitjacket?

"You know, you're the first girl who's ever talked to me."

"Really? I never would have guessed."

"And you're so purdy!"

"Yeah? Well, I was a supermodel once. So, when are you going to draw me with a glorious new body? Big, shiny hair, and beautiful teeth?"

"Say no more, my sweet."

I already covered the mud-wrasslan but have a pinup cap of sorts of Clay for being so patient while I wrapped my head around watching Chronicles and then became paralyzingly unsure of my own ability to determine when stuff should go here

Tiny Sim

(as if we don't know what that means)