summary: a short story about how Haechan got roasted, fell deeply in love, and tried to convince you (a serial Tinder dater) that he’s the best catch around
pairings: haechan x afab!reader┊genre: fluff (with a sprinkle of comedy)┊wc: 0.8k┊cw: very minimal cursing, like three
a/n: slightly proofread; inspired by a funny astrology meme i saw on reddit lol
The first time Haechan realized he liked you was when you insulted him.
Not a casual jab. A full-on, deadpan, “did you take something that’s why you talk this much, or is it just your personality?”
He fell in love instantly, like a loser.
You were sharp, untouchable, kind of scary, and hot. Like, distractingly hot.
Which would’ve been fine if you weren’t also funny and charming and friends with his friends. If you hadn’t slotted yourself right into the Dreamies’ circle like you’d always belonged there.
Especially Jisung. That little shit. You two bonded over aliens and cursed theories and inside jokes faster than Haechan could process.
So, yeah. From day one, he was doomed.
But the problem was, you didn’t like him.
Well, not in the way he liked you.
You were out there dating guys with astrology tattoos and ‘sapiosexual’ in their bios.
Meanwhile, Haechan was watching you spiral through Tinder dates like a Bachelor contestant, wondering when God would give him a break.
“Another fail?” he’d ask casually every time you joined the group post-date.
You’d glare. “At least I’m trying.”
And he’d flash you a grin and say something stupid like, “may God continue to send you terrible men until you finally choose me, ah-men.”
It was a joke.
Except it wasn’t.
He meant every goddamn word.
He wasn’t subtle about liking you either. Not even a little.
He flirted loudly, shamelessly, obnoxiously—but he loved you quietly, in the background. In the little ways.
Like the iced drinks.
You always wrapped a tissue around your cup because you hated the wetness. So Haechan started doing it for you. No announcement. Just, ‘here’, like it was no big deal.
He noticed the way you wiped the mouth of a can before drinking, so he started doing that for you too.
And when you kept taking the chair against the wall during group dinners, he started offering it first. No fuss. Just slid into the other seat like it was nothing.
You liked extra onions in your food. He didn’t. But you’d never know that, because he always gave you his.
“You’re obsessed with onions,” he teased once, dropping another spoonful on your plate.
You laughed, glowing. “They make everything better.”
He smiled, chewing on his plain meat. “Guess they do.”
He didn’t want credit. He just wanted to make your life easier. That was enough.
Okay, maybe a little credit. A plaque, a trophy, your hand in marriage. Whatever.
Still, nothing changed.
You kept dating around.
And Haechan? He kept pretending it didn’t get to him.
He joked about your flops. He played it cool. But inside, he was climbing the walls, screaming into the void, rewriting sad songs in his head.
“Why not me?” he asked Jaemin once, tipsy and dramatic.
“Because you’re a menace,” Jaemin replied, not looking up from his phone.
Then came the arcade night.
You were freshly ditched by some asshole. Haechan had a whole speech ready. Something about how he would never cancel on you unless he was actively on fire.
But when you showed up with Jisung anyway, he swallowed it. Just being around you was enough.
The claw machine nearly ruined him.
You stood there, trying to win a ridiculous plushie, failing over and over with your nose scrunched and your lip pouty.
Haechan, of course, had to intervene for your happiness. Not because you looked like an actual Disney character in distress.
“I got this,” he said, rolling up his sleeves like a clown.
Miss.
Miss.
Devastating miss.
He could feel the judgment radiating off you.
“Are you trying to lose on purpose?” you asked.
“I’m letting the plushie build character,” he said, sweating.
But on the fourth try, the stars aligned. The claw dropped, caught, and delivered that cursed plush into his hands like divine retribution for his devotion.
He handed it to you like it was the most sacred object in the world.
“For you,” he said. “Because clearly the universe is giving you everything but me.”
You stared at him and he panicked.
“… and because you’re too pretty to be rejected and plushie-less,” he quickly added.
You laughed and he breathed again
The shift was slow, just the little things.
You started texting him first. Sitting next to him more and laughing longer.
Then came the night you asked him out.
He genuinely thought he hallucinated it.
“Wait, like, a real one?” he asked, blinking rapidly.
“With me???”
“No, with the ghost of my dating history,” you said dryly.
“Yes, you, you dummy.”
He had to walk away for ten seconds and come back just to make sure you hadn’t changed your mind.
The first date was simple.
He booked your favorite restaurant. You sat in your preferred seat. He brought your drink already wrapped in tissue and ordered extra onions for your favorite dish.
You looked at all of it—every small, invisible thing he’d been doing for months—and then looked at him like he was something brand new.
“Haechan,” you said, “why do you do all this?”
He shrugged casually. “Because I noticed.”
You stared at him.
He swallowed but let out a soft, genuine smile.
“And because I like you,” he said, like it was the simplest truth in the world.
Because it really was.
accepting requests atm ₍ᐢ._.ᐢ₎♡ btw, part 2 is otw ;)
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