COYG AF

special mentions cus these people are hella amazing and i would die for em

@ben-woodburn teresa i love u so goddamn much, ive known u for two to three years now and ur the best person ever, u make being an lfc fan even better and u make me laugh and i thank god for getting to meet you, thanks for putting up w me, i love u loads lil sis, i love ur spaggedy loving ass even jif it kills me

@anxietyfc rubessss, my actual soul sista, my hoe, @the universe get ready to be shook when we meet cus all our awesomeness is gonna destroy everything, i love u babe, u betta stay hoeing forever, cus ur still my fave bantz bro and my actual soulmate, ur like the klopp to my liverpool and its beautiful, also u better never forget the promise of ending me if i pull embarrassing shit, i love u sm

@wijnaldumb my emre hoe, honestly i have so much fun talking to u, thanks for letting me annoy u emre content and appreciating all the dumb posts i make about him, honestly being a emre hoe w u makes my life better and when he scores bicycle kick 2.0 i will die, pls get ready to write ‘cause of death; emre can’ on my gravestone, i love you

@photo-cell i just fucking love u, ur like my spirit animal and u make me laugh and i love talking to you, honestly uve said some of the best shit and there like life motto’s, stay u forever joe ily

@rowan-fcb  @draxlerred - u gus are amazing to talk to and i love u xx

also @cakeanon u da real mvp and i love talking to u, thanks sm for sending me asks and talking to my crazy ass , ily babe , the cake series is the best thing ever xx

i love alla u guys too thanks sm for following me

bold are mutals, italics are frens

a- d

@25thomasmuller @32kimmich

@antogriezmann @a-happy-lfc-fan @alexpenkala@atletibarca @arthurshellby @allstarrnicky @allmahlichworld  @acercrea @alabaeforever @aboutf4lling @aaronramsy  @andy-carroll  @adriensilva  @aftgomes21 @aaronramslay @alahming @abcde-fc @arsenalsfc@adnaismynameandbarcaismylove @alesiaaa  @arsenalsfc @amsys @allianz-arena @aussieatanfield

@badgalgeri @bernardeschifederico @baernardeschi @bayernwunchen@byunaeri04 @bayernsbxtch @benpatchfc @bayernmxnich @baefinha93 @beautiful-day45 @bavarianboyz @bavarianstar @bavarian-pretzel @bavarianboyz@boomxhakalaka  @benjamingamel  @bernerdeschi @bayurn @baefinha @bayer-mund @b-ayern @blaugr4na @bergkampp

@cvrlospedrvza  @captaindraxler @chxlski @cedricteuchert@codybelllinger @captainfantastics @closetoju @carolinehl @casslan-andor @celine-xox @couti

@daretodream-lifeasafootballfan @dyballah @draxler23  @daddy-roman @draxlerr @dybalakimmich @dortmunds @delesdier @durmbabydurm @du-bist-jetzt-mein @diemannschaftofficial @dans-revenge @durmerella @diegoalvesisgod @daniel-munthe-agger @dreamygiroud

e-h

@edvandersar @erikdurmfc @erikdurw @esmvellert @euro2016changedme @edmplurfect @emrecanunot @eventhesmallestperson

@fantaesticbxyern @frecklednando @foxvsx @fclewandowski @feuiles @footylyf @foreverhector @fearlesskiki @footballerimaginess @fabiantasticschaer @fcbayernmess  @fatherpique @frenchlalalallama

@goonerette21 @gilmoregirlblog @golden-skies-ahead @gayern-munchen   @gerraaard @gerrardz

@hummelsdraxler @havilliard @harryskanes @hummelssss@hotdamnkimmich @harita-lfc @holdingchambers @hummxlz @heather-rose-owens @holygoretzka @hunnybadgur

i-l

@imamessibitch @iconiquepique @imreusgirlfriend @iwobifc @if-anyone-can-emre-can @imforgettingwhy

@james-rodriquez @joshukimmich @julianndraxlerr @jurassicparkss@jamesrodriguezrubio @julekdraxler @juniorgunners @jwhfq@jordiabla @jujudraxler @jamesmilnrs @jordanshenderson @joegomez @johnsstones @jok32  @joaquintucucorrea

@kokemaniacxx @kaenmoonlight  @kroosmas @kevin-ohara @kierantierney @kimmearth @keynavas @kristoffernordfeldt @kingpique @kylekuzma

@leroysane @love-schalke1904 @loriskarius @livingfordakimmich @lewandowwskis @lewysansatan @lukaszpizczk @lfc-emrescan  @loserpool @lewassdowski @lowkeykramer @lewangoalski @little-wise-acre @l-digne @lfcbvb @looking-and-finally-seeing @liverpoolrules@littlemagician-10 @lesbleusthroughandthrough @leommessi @lalllana  @liverpoolstolemyheart

m-o

@meri-zindagi-hai-tu @mneuerr @mesut-and-tie @mesxtozil @marcdurm @@mascheranos@mihkelaksalu @miasanbae @megsreusteiger @matshumels @maryreus11 @marcosfriedl @mrs-messi @matchlessfootball  @margiolys19 @mrsledice @mariogolmez@michailantonio@multifandom4life @manutellas7-1 @mylifeisachaos@mrtslv @matuidis @miasanmia-lfc @my-fireplace-is-not-working @mypinkisfloyding @mxx-meyers@mustbeseeingblind @mgoetzinho @missliverpoolfc-deactivated2018@miasanmadridista @moon-for-start @moomoosalah @mo-salahs @matsjxlianhummels @mo-salah @mrskolasinac @mo-salahs-hair

@niklassule @niklasule @neuerstolemynutella @nadamiris @neuersnutella @neymessi @neyfinha @neullerx @nevmar @neuxr @neyjr11 @ninetyminutesofsuffering @neys-bae @neuxr @nik-rudy

@owlsnestfc @osondu-imafidon @oblaks @ouremrechan @oliviergir0ud @ohmygrizi

p-s

@pulisic-y @patricks-stat-picks @patrick-cutrone @panosretsos @pinpanpinpan @prettyboyholding @pulisicschristian @pablito-dybala@pszczk26 @princesa-dybala @pauhoedybala @princephilipplahm

@robbstaarks @reusbabygirl  @rbuerki1 @ramsey-ruined-me @rafaeloangelo @rrnan  @royalblue-love

@satan-dowski @swanvika @sevdanedembele @steelwater @sufferingfc@sleptonthemoon@sonyamullez @smiley-gini @sterndesuedens @saintneuer @seadkolasinac @sebastiansrudy @sara-bastian @stay-onside-timo @sassybartra @seokolasinacs @thesecretdetectivecollection @thesuperlambanana  @sud-campeones@sokratis-papastathopoulos

t-z

@taulant-xhaka @thomylewy @thomasandbasti @thomasmxller@thomasmuellers@thenikolatesla @toneykross @thiaghoes@thevanishedteacup@tattoos-are-my-weakness@tiffyfromtw @thomassholemuller @thomaslewandowski @tinyney  @thiagosalcantaras

@umtitties

@we-dont-speak-enough  @withhopeinourheart

@xhakab00m @youmeafterthegame @zaynsbus1tattoo @zinedineszidane

Hi hello good evening my lads. I was going to make this look all nice and pretty but you know what? I can’t be asked. So this is my chav low budget new year shout out! (I’m also 100% likely to miss some of you and I’m so sorry if I do. Just tell me ya)

Also I’m on my phone so I can’t bold, if you’re here consider yourself a favourite 💞💖💞

@juniorgunners my wonderful darling incredible cari. I honestly love you with my heart and I know that I tell you all the time but you mean the world to me. I’m so glad that we are friends becuase you’re always so much fun and I love talking to you!

@cedricteuchert char, we have been friends for a while and honestly I remember being so scared when we first talked becuase I thought you were too cool shsjsjkskskdkdkd. You’re always there for me, you always have been, I want you to know that it means everything to me. You’ve always been so incredibly kind to me and I appreciate everything you’ve done for me. You are fully aware that I’m always here for you too, that’s the beauty of our friendship. I love you so much.

@byernx I’m going to keep this kinda short becuase I sent you a rather long post this morning about how much I love you and our friendship. But you’re probably one of my best mates tbh, and our friendship is one of the highlights of my year. I love you sofi.

@harryswilsons ah last but not least, my darling Emma. We started talking on my birthday and what a gift that was shnsjsjskd. I know that we started talking becuase of all the election drama but it was worth it becuase you came out of it. We’ve talked every single day since, you know pretty much everything about me, all of my thoughts, all of my situations and you’ve always been there. And I’ve always been there for you, I hope our friendship never changes.

And for my other lads whom I love so dearly.

(I would do it a-z but who in gods name can be asked????)

@jordpickford @swawrinka @leroysane @thebluesideofmyworld @gabrieljesus33 @oliviergir0ud @oligiroudd @bergkampp @mullendowski @hummelssss @seadkolasinac @neuxr @coutinhohoho @ben-woodburn @realmessfc @l-digne @pulisicschristian @lowkeykramer @we-dont-speak-enough @agueroh @matija-nastasics @born-offside @whitehartkane @rallefahrmann @taulant-xhaka @boughsofburki @benpatchfc @arsenewengers @fuck-football @arsenalsucks @lukeshaw @wijnaldumb @kunederson @kunaguero @michailantonio @arsenalmakesmesuffer @chamberson @xhakab00m @kingiwobi @marcoasensioss @yedlinny @kimmearth @sevillacf @sebastiansrudy @oblaks @ander-herrera @a-guero

It’s been an up and down year for me, went to some incredible matches, became friends with so many wonderful people. But we have to have bad to balance out the good, and that’s just how it is but, I do pray that we all have a better year.

She hasn’t “committed” domestic abuse. You don’t know what she has done, or not done, or what was done to her, or not done to her. You’re not a part of the legal team that is involved in her case. Her case was dismissed and the charges dropped..the charges for which were 4th degree in the state of Washington meaning the least severe possible in this situation…a gross misdemeanor which could involve anything from a push to a scratch to a fight. You don’t actually know what happened and there is evidence to suggest Hope herself was a victim of abuse or assault that night and acted in self defense. She was never convicted, nor has she ever been found guilty. The judge dismissed the charges because her family changed their statements, refused to show up for court mandated questioning, and destroyed evidence. The case is currently ongoing, unresolved, with no verdict. Stop spreading false information. All you have to go on is a grossly misinformed public notion that she is guilty because you read some headlines. 

“She’s been vaguely homophobic over the years” 

Well this is a fuckin reach if I’ve ever seen one and I’ve seen some bizarre shit over the years here. Literally nothing ever in anything I’ve ever seen or heard or known about Hope indicates this. If you can provide sources to back this up feel free, otherwise again, stop spreading false information because that’s an extremely fucked up mischaracterization of someone you claim to hate, and therefore I’m guessing don’t know much about to begin with.

Finally, she did not “attack” alex morgan and the uswnt, nor did she shame anyone. I’m guessing you didn’t bother to listen to the whole interview, the parts immediately before or after the excerpt you all are running with, and you don’t seem to have a fundamental understanding of the points she was actually making in the interview. She was genuinely trying to make a point that female athletes, some of which she has known from the NT, and including herself, have had the pressure to do things like photoshoots in order to earn more money, get more attention, or become more well known. There’s nothing wrong with a personal decision of wearing makeup, false eyelashes, doing photoshoots, or getting a boob job, there’s just the fact that those things exist which (look at it how you want to) make some athletes more well known than others. Hope admits that she has done photoshoots and been a sex symbol herself…she’s not knocking it as a personal choice…she’s knocking the negative culture which surrounds it within the female sports world. She is very aware of the fact that she too falls into the category of being a female athlete who is also known for her appearance rather than just her playing ability. That was her whole point though, to discuss the role appearance and sex being a selling point is for female athletes and how it is still a major issue within the sports world. Keep in mind this is also not the first interview Hope has ever done discussing this very issue of the culture of how female athletes are portrayed. She discussed it on Nine for IX as well, many years ago, she’s discussed it as it relates to female players’ low income and having to substitute income doing off field things, she’s discussed it as it relates to selling points within big tournaments like the olympics. When she was talking about the makeup, eyelashes, photoshoots, boob job etc, she said “that’s what she (Carli) has to balance with competing for endorsements with her teammates”…and then she said “but we all do it.” It wasn’t an attack on personal choices to do these things, it was an example of how female athletes are surrounded by this misogynistic culture that does not value solely how a female athlete performs on field. Those aren’t Hope’s personal beliefs on this issue, those are the beliefs she has been exposed to and seen throughout her career as a professional athlete. The fact that she used Alex’s name as an example or comparison point is what is triggering y’all. Because Alex Morgan IS one of the most well known female athletes both on the wnt and in the world. She wasn’t shaming anyone, she was using it as an example of the behaviors that cultivate how female athletes are portrayed and/or how they often times must find other ways to substitute their income outside of playing contracts alone. Hope admits she has had to do these things in her career to, and also admits she is proud of her body and for doing her espn shoot, she isn’t shaming anyone’s choice to do so. Don’t go off a one minute excerpt from a much longer interview to try to prove a point you clearly missed. 

She is problematic and being a fan of the USWNT doesn’t make her a good person 

Send me your wildest Photoshop wishes!

Me:

Nothing.

Mom: Is this about the team you support, filled with grown men who don’t even know you exist? Did they lose?

Me:

58′ - Mesut Ozil (assist by Alexandre Lacazette)