Smug face of a free man

“Wanna hangout?” Actually, I have to do something in a few weeks so I need to stay home and rest until then, thanks though!

Honestly, though.

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

oscar wilde was literally the coolest guy who ever lived

master of sass

HE WAS BISEXUAL. We get to claim the sass master.

NO YOU REALLY JUST Oscar Wilde lived in the VICTORIAN ERA He was a really controversial guy. He hated his society. He also went to jail and destroyed his career because he was in a gay relationship with a Lord. He was a badass. To be honest

His last words were “either the wall paper goes or I do”

Why this looks like instagram of every girl i know

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid