wat

we got these squiggly noodles that i thought i liked but then i wasn't sure i liked them anymore but it turns out all i needed to do was dump an ungodly amount of olive oil on them

gotta love making cis characters have deadnames

some roadrunners today were thinking about building their nest in our tree but it was windy so they couldn't get their sticks to stay so they left i'm so sad come back it's a good tree you just have to try building when it's less windy

my cat is drinking the dirt water i use for bottom watering my plants instead of the water in his fountain and i just cleaned the fountain why is he like this

so why does dimitri's paralogue the silver maiden have so many enemies? there's nothing pushing you to fight them or to try and turn off the traps cuz there is a path with no traps to hubert if you just turn right. it would be cool if maybe they would advance on you at some point but otherwise its like why are you all here why is this map so big if all you gotta do is turn right to fight hubert. 85% of the map is like, you can kill this guy for fun you get no closer to the objective by doing so

moving the ladybug from the weed to the ground before i uproot it: i am a god

he does half the housework! he's breaking gender norms!