W E B H E A D   J R.

“Burning pancakes is a punishable offence. You don’t even want to know the story.”

             ❛ well now that you say that, i HAVE to know. ❜

“If you’re eating greasy Chinese food, you’re going to the wrong Noodle Palace.”

       ❛ that would explain a lot. ❜

“Watch yourself, Parker. I smell smoke that isn’t  tinged with bacon, and you’re the first person on my list. I don’t care how good you are at chemistry.”

      ❛ okay but what if it’s like, pancakes or something ? ❜

   “Listen whippersnapper-     if you’re running around my ceiling, breaking my rules then I’m your huckleberry, ya hear? What happened and why.”

              ❛ who said there was any RULE BREAKING involved ? ❜

            ❛ we could CONVENIENTLY “lose” it in a               dumpster and pretend we don’t know what               happened to it. ❜

            ❛ it’s called a creative license, old man. ❜

“What do you have in mind?”

        ❛ pizza is at the top of the list, but i wouldn’t say            no to chinese food, either. ❜

 ❛    ——–who got you the yellow dress? i would never buy you a YELLOW DRESS. we’re throwing that out ; here, give it to me. ❜  

             ❛ i’m pretty sure it was dad. it looks like one of his                 TRAGEDIES. take it, i won’t tell if you don’t. ❜

“You got it.”

         ❛ weeelllll, i could go for something really            greasy and unhealthy, for starters. ❜

“Hypothetically speaking, I would phase your head into that wall behind you. Super hypothetically, though.”

       ❛ yikes. i guess it’s a good thing that was          only HYPOTHETICAL, huh ? ❜