Marcello Volturi

‘YOU’RE LITERALLY THE WORST MOM’

‘GO TO YOUR ROOM!’

(For this one I’d be willing to use this as my AU FC)

and 

      bree stills for a moment before SIGHING at the       woman, knowing she was right. kneeling down       by the jerking animal, she grabs it by the head       before sinking her teeth into soft, furry flesh. she       pulls back once the POOR thing stops spasming,       wiping off her mouth with a fairly DISGUSTED look.        “deer is the WORST.”

“You choose your meal, I could have told you how horrible Bambi would be.”

          “SHOOT it? i don’t have a GUN, and i’m           not gonna shoot a DEER.”

“Would you rather sit there and watch it twitch, eat it or put it out of it’s misery, girl.” 

the boob and butt ones are making me laugh a lot oh my god. but i say the third.