zeg m'n naam en ik blijf

me:

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Joyce Maynard

Aries: what is “study”

Taurus: i didn’t eat breakfast but at least jesus can save me from failing fina- who am i kidding im going to hell

Gemini: stay in school, stay in hell

Cancer: if your pencil squeaks one more time im stabbing your ass with a cheese stick

Leo: is there any possible outcome where i don’t melt down and sob?

Virgo: i can smell the dread of hundreds of students

Libra: if i pass that’ll be one fucking experience that’ll only happen once

Scorpio: does it look like i give a damn? No, i gave my last damn to emma.

Sagittarius: mmm yeah, i love the feeling of stress.

Capricorn: hhhitttt me with your best shotttt..of alcohol.. no im a minor dont.

Aquarius: there’s a higher probability of aliens visiting than me passing