Adventures of the Mad Xanthophobiac

What is nov 5th to me now? *takes long drag from fake cigar* well you see mostly it's about the cruel passage of time.

Must be an important raccoon.

Crime boss and their bodyguards

You will appreciate it so much more with the sound on!

Well this post fuckin’ came for my life. 

Turn on the volume, it makes the whole video

@zooophagous

I’m obsessed with this video

@keyhollow

open and raw communication with your partner may be uncomfortable and feel so ugly and vulnerable but it solves soo many problems in the end

The idea that was sold to us of "love is effortless and you should communicate telepathically with your partner" is false. Love is awkward as hell. It's A LOT of straight up talking and realization of your self - your own needs. It's important to make those needs heard. Do not deny yourself full love

that idea robs us of so much intimacy, the intimacy that comes with honesty and vulnerability and being known.

real romance is just being deeply stupid together. i dream of one day meeting someone i can be deeply stupid with and not feel embarrassed 

@fearsbreach

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

listen nobody talks about how mentally and physically draining it is to commute before and after work. you’re tired by the time you get there and you’re exhausted when you leave but you still have an hour in traffic before you can get home and collapse

unions actually talk about this a lot

Hey, since we’re bringing back lemons and limes, can we also bring back couple AMVs with Cascada playing?

my favorite thing about cats is how you can literally see the moment the switch flips in their heads and they enter the Sillyzone™

on my way to steal your garden veggies 

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

HufflepuffDahlia

@fearsbreach If this isn’t the Queen