EVERYONE RUN, THIS PAGE IS COMPLETELY USELESS

*looks at it* *looks at it some more* *looks around the room* Is it… It’s it just me then?

DO NOT SHOVE THIS UP AN ORIFICE

when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET

Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia

Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket

What I really want to know, is does the body decompose? Does it just stay there forever? I’m not an expert on moon science, but I want answers.

moon science fact: since there is little to no atmosphere on the moon, your body would probably not decompose, but it would get hit with like hella amounts of radiation from the sun and be kinda radioactive

I’ve always wanted my corpse to be eternal and radioactive

for someone who loves sleep so much you’d think that i’d sleep earlier

THE ACCURACY

But where’s the exaggeration

THIS IS THE BEST MYTHOLOGY COMIC I’VE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT

@sexualjason wat zou ornee hiervan vinden 😂

laat het haar zien woensdag :p