they fell in love, didn`t they?

me:

you’re in luck: they’re both gross

I Want To Write You A Song HQ- Louis And Harry

talents: sleeping 

i didn’t choose the boob life, the boob life chose me.

this semester isn’t done but i sure am 

never tell a fangirl to calm down. it won’t work 

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life 

if you eat enough pizza it tastes like love 

im 900% ready for summer vacation 

please don’t waste good pizza on bad people 

i just want to sleep forever because dealing with people is annoying as hell 

2010 me would literally be terrified of 2015 me and I love it 

why be moody when u can shake dat booty am i right ladies 

quick tip: fuck off 

i wish i had dora’s parents they let that bitch go everywhere 

never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural 

i wish I had a pair of skinny genes 

still not exactly sure what studying is 

when I die, I want my grave to have free wifi so people will come visit more often 

“don’t be sad” ok im better now thank u 

my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity 

why are u such a little bitch 

why is every girl my age 1000% prettier than me 

love me back 

everyone is stupid except me

stu(dying) 

if im weird around u that means im comfortable around u 

ur a lil bitch 

im always hungry 

dont be a dick 

i want to sleep for like 30 hours 

i have too many shows to watch maybe i should drop out of school 

i got 99 problems but I’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all 

I’m so cute why am I not dating anyone 

baby girl please don’t trust these fuckboys 

wear black and be gold.

you can tell a lot by listening to a girl’s favorite song 

who needs april’s fools when ur life is a joke 

sorry mom, i only have a virtual life

sarcasm is my only defense 

I think I might actually be dead

i dont argue, i explain why im right 

50 shades of tired 

just imagine how great life would be if pizza made u skinny 

i say idk a lot but trust me i be knowing

can u lose weight by running away from ur feelings 

dropping out of school to become a princess

apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you they get offended 

me and my mom gossip about u 

420% good vibes

português/portuguese

miga não força

sou meio vagabunda mas sou uma boa pessoa 

prefiro morrer do que perder a vida

meça suas intimidades parça

sua mãe pode até te amar mas eu não

miga deixa jesus fazer a obra na tua vida

o twitter pergunta o que ta acontecendo eu começo chora 

isso fofa come mais chocolate continua comendo vai explode logo

seu cu agr é meu

quero voltar pro útero da minha mãe

(✿◠‿◠) minha cara de quem se importa

olha só onde estou parece q o jogo mudou n é msm

vc está louca querida 

vai com calma viado a senhora tem um cu só

olhando pro nada pensando deus me mata 

toma aqui as vírgulas que eu não faço questão de usar ,,,,,,,, 

vc já caga pelo cu não precisa cagar pela boca

miga seje menas otaria 

vc que me seguiu fofa agr aguenta

meu sonho eh ser uma diva pop 

vc atingiu 100% do seu limite diário de ser otaria

sєjє мєησs ρυтα 

a solidão me fez fã de series 

420% paz e amor

lembre-se que: não sou obrigada a te seguir de volta

bebendo as lagrimas das inimigas 

harry styles.

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My friend (who is not publicly on Tumblr) was at the show yesterday and told me what she saw at Harry’s gig. She wanted me to pass this along.

This is a lightly edited (for spelling and clarity) transcript of our Whatsapp chat.