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@x-life-incorrect-quotes
Success: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Success: I became more evil, if you’re curious
Fwhip: We’re still in quarantine, there’s still time for a redemption arc!
Success: I’m going to get worse on purpose
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Gem: lizzie-
Lizzie: No.
Gem: but-
Lizzie: shut up.
Gem: ..please-
Lizzie: I’m not taking you to the zoo to steal a koala, its not happening.
SuccessWhip: Okay google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well
SuccessWhip: …
SuccessWhip: Bing, how do i get-
Jimmy : Oh I love sleepovers!
Fwhip, mildly concerned : This isn't a sleepover, you are in the HOSPITAL??
Jimmy : Then why do I have this nightgown on?
Joel : THAT'S A HOSPITAL GOWN!!!
Jimmy : Truth or Dare!
Fwhip :
Joel : ... Dare.
can i mention i do take submissions with evil!x life on my incorrect quotes blog feel like i should say that
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i exist i swear
i’ve just been bad at keeping up with my posting schedule
things x life members would never say
scott: if i could blow up the jeremyism church or not blow up the jeremyism church, i wouldn’t joey: jeremyism is cool joel: the coven is cool fwhip: i regret leaving jeremyism gem: *hits animal* katherine: *edgy punk rock music plays in the background* i swear on a daily basis lizzie: i think i’m going to respect jack instead of binding his life to mine for taking my frog jimmy: ew jeremyism quig: i take part in x life lore jack: i am still on 1 heart oli: i respect geminitay and the fact that she is the longest running one heart person on x life and not me wilbur: i joined x life
Gem: name a way to be nice to others Lizzie: don’t stab them Gem: setting the bar a little low but i’ll allow it
Jimmy: If the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars? Joel: Yellow. Jimmy: the correct answer is packing peanuts. Joel: oh I see, because you carry the two and- Fwhip, crying: What is wrong with you??
Katherine: New Year, new me! Scott: New year, same me! You can’t improve perfection
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Scott : What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Joey : Go to sleep Scott, please—
Scott : What gif I don't want to?
Joey : Fuck You.
Lizzie: Rules are made to be broken. Katherine: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Scott: Uh, piñatas. Joey: Glow sticks. Gem: Karate boards. Shubble: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Lizzie: Rules. Katherine:
Gem: If I die in X Life on 10 hearts, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever, and you are all invited. Shubble: If? Joey: Oh great. The only party I’ve been invited to and she might not even die.
Jimmy first meeting Joel : … hi!
Joel : Hi?
Jimmy : I’m Jimmy!!
Joel : I’m Joel.
Jimmy : Great to see you! Uh is- is he here?
Joel : Is who here?
Fwhip, swinging open the door : *Gasp* Jimmy!!
Jimmy : *Laughs*
Joel : *Completely Confused and bewildered*
Scott: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions Jack?
Jack: No.
CPK: I do!
Scott: I know Callum
CPK: I'm sad
Scott: I know Callum
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Joey: I just saw Scott crying on the floor.. and like a few seconds later an alarm went off and he just.. immediately went back to work? What? Scott: It’s called time management, Joey. Not like you would know anything about that.
Fwhip : We need a distraction.
Joel : Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Jimmy, whispering : My time has come
