Watching the Cool Shit

I'm waiting for you to finish taking it all off 😏👅🍑

Second Breakfast - you need a grumpy ranger on hand to throw an apple at you. Failing that and you're feeling dwarven, some red meat off the bone?

Elevenses - got to be Lembas. In the films I always thought it looked like prawn toast, but Tolkien described it as sweet so maybe some sweet pastries will do

Luncheon - a brace of coneys and taters! (with some of the best salt in the shire of course)

Afternoon Tea - it should really be something sweet so Bilbo's birthday cake and tea? But I really want to say some salted pork and pipeweed (and let's go with Jackson's interpretation rather than Tolkien's 😋)

Dinner - cold chicken and cherry tomatoes. Tomatoes must always be bitten in half, never popped in the mouth whole

Supper - meat's back on the menu boys! Or if you've had enough meat, there are the fish courses - vile Rohan fish stew or Smeagol sashimi (cannot be served with bread because Gollum forgot the taste)

Drinks - Orc-draught, which I reckon is a cheap disgusting spirit. Or Ent-draught, and considering how much it makes the hobbits grow it's got to have double cream in it 😉

- the Magen David (star of David) is a hate symbol

- the Shema (which begins with “Shema Yisrael” or “Hear, o Israel”), the primary Jewish declaration of its religious theology, is Zionist

- that using Hebrew makes someone “sus”

- that Jews that are visibly Jewish due to their jewelry or dress should just “stop wearing things that make it obvious” for their safety

- that it is acceptable to protest or threaten a Jewish synagogue, school, or community center. . .

You can keep your “Happy Hanukkahs” to yourself. They’re empty, meaningless, and frankly offensive.

It is the Jewish people's declaration of monotheism.

Hear O Yisrael (aka, Hear O Jewish people!), the Lord is our God, the Lord is One.

Yisrael is just how Jews in the Torah refer to Jewish people.

If you practice an Abrahamic religion, your monotheism is connected to this Jewish declaration of monotheism. Your monotheism is connected to the Shema.

And yet, I've seen goyim calling the Shema a "Nazi Zionist Chant."

They're literally doing Holocaust inversion on a statement about the Oneness of G-d.

So let me say this:

Hear, O Goyim, when you desecrate the Shema, you are desecrating the monotheism of ALL Abrahamic religions.

We're seeing a massive spread of unchecked, unrepentant antisemitism spreading quicker with social media now. People are cheering on murdered Jewish kids and then fact checking us to tell us it didn't happen

Blood libel is gaining traction like never before all the while Jews in the Diaspora are being attacked

So to all you proud Nazi Punchers, I must ask,

Why are you standing by, letting this happen, repeating things the Nazis could only dream of? Why aren't you standing up, dismantling antisemitism in your movement, helping Jews once again forced to hide in their homes?